Welcome aboard the Snackachusetts Ferry — the world’s first fully snack-integrated transportation system, combining comfort, convenience, and culinary adventure. Designed with both leisure and indulgence in mind, the ferry redefines what it means to travel with taste.
Route Overview
Departing from the charming Crumb Harbor, the ferry sails across scenic Munchie Waters before docking at the delightfully decadent Snackachusetts Island. Located along Chorecrastination Bay, this unique route was built for wanderers, snackers, and everyone in between.
Why Choose the Snackachusetts Ferry?
Whether you’re a casual commuter or a connoisseur of carbs, the Snackachusetts Ferry is built to satisfy your every craving.
Core Features:
- Gingham-lined dining decks
- Vending mixologists serving customized snack combos
- Mandatory soft-serve visit (as per Island Ordinance #404)
- Live ASMR audio of chip crunching and soda fizzing
This isn’t just transportation — it’s taste-portation.
Departure Schedule
The Snackachusetts Ferry operates hourly from 11:00 AM to 7:00 PM, with a brief rest during the 3:00 PM Snack Nap Shutdown. Please plan accordingly.
- First Voyage: 11:00 AM sharp
- Last Boarding: 7:00 PM (or once the Captain finishes his cookie)
Ticketing & Access
We believe snacks should be for everyone.
- Adults: $5.00 + 1 unopened snack donation
- Children (under 12): Free (must share gummies)
- Pets: Welcome aboard with valid Barkcuterie License
Premium Access available for $3: Includes top-deck access and exclusive use of the popcorn cannon.
Guest Experience & Amenities
With a total capacity of 64 passengers, the ferry offers a relaxed, high-comfort atmosphere featuring:
- Inflatable pretzel chairs
- Bean bag lounge zones
- The Uncrustables Lounge — a tech-free zone for sandwich appreciation
- Snack Buddy Program to match you with a fellow foodie
Passenger Testimonials
“Impeccable service. The hummus carousel exceeded expectations.” – Felicia, Former Cruise Enthusiast
“I closed two business deals between marshmallow hot tub dips.” – Trevor, Executive Snacker
“My pet turtle was treated like royalty.” – Anonymous but grateful guest
Join the Snack Movement
The Snackachusetts Ferry isn’t just a ride — it’s a movement. A floating, flavor-filled microcosm of joy and good vibes.
Board today, and discover how travel was always meant to taste.
